Monday, June 24, 2013

DEAR SOLICITORS:

I would really love it if you left my family alone.  We don't want a weedwacker, or some spot cleaner, window washer, or a new car.  On second thought, a new car sounds nice, just not if you are selling it door to door.  Leave my neighboors alone to.  Here is what happens in a nice neighboorhood: If you currently don't have something that one of your neighboors has, you jump on Facebook and ask.  We don't buy anything from solicitors.  Bad things happen when that goes on.  So, if you don't want to go to jail, you should be smart enough to stay away.  Thank you so much.

Sincerly, 
Blueberry.

P.S.  If we don't know you, you shouldn't come to my house anyway.  :)

No comments:

Post a Comment